Monday, September 21, 2009

21/09/09

Today.
I moved into a new place on the 4th of this month. One room mate is names Glenn and the other room mate moved in last week and she is a crazy bitch.
Here are the things that make her crazy;
x she tells me that she is depressed, almost everyday and wants to kill herself.
x In the 20 minute space of time when I first met her, she told me her whole life story. Including the gory bits that people shouldn't tell anyone
x On my first night home with her she was dressed in lingerie that showed off her "assets" which made her look like a dirty tramp
x When she moved in she had 17 bags of her shit, 15 of them were clothes
x On that note, when I was trying to go to bed one night she proceeded to pull out these dresses that she owns. Now this girl is not skinny, far from it. She produces multiple dresses that are a size 6-8. SHE IS A FUCKING SIZE 16!
x Everytime she sees me eating, it's healthy. She proceeds to tell me how proud she is of me and then tell me all her dieting plans.
x She hides behind the counter if I am around and she wants to eat something that is "naughty", and then proceeds to pretend it didn't happen.
x She constantly talks about her money problems how she is in debt to many people from schooling to credit cards.
x I was awake this morning when she thought I was asleep. I heard her using my products in the bathroom. My toothbrush, deodorant, perfume and clinique facial washes. If I were to replace these it would cost over $200.
x She put her used sanitary napkins in the bench kitchen bin.
x She thought that the guy that I am seeing was trying to come onto her when he was sitting on the couch minding his own business.
x She dragged me to church on a sunday night, believing that god has found her. Apparently the holy spirit came to her in the church. She went up to the front of the church and proceeded to be "healed". They talked in tongues and proclaimed she was healed and pushed her backwards into the "Hands of God".
x She constantly goes on about her weight loss problems and how she is starving herself to be a smaller size, yet she is doing a personal training course that teaches you to not do that anymore.
x No matter who is in the room, she has to be the center of attention. She will talk over anyone and everyone, just to be heard.

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